There's a great big turkey on grandpa's farm! He thinks he's very GAY!
Yes! I'm in Provincetown where it all began. Here - the pilgrims came HERE and they were met by Two-Spirited Native Americans who were like HELLO SAILOR! I love what you've done with the buckles! Usually on your shoes, but you have them on your hat!

You should be happy there's not a turkey being slaughtered behind me. Gotta go put the tofurky in the oven....