What can assuage the fears of Obamaphobes more than a camouflage baseball embroidered with an Obama for President logo and an American Flag. The hat will subliminally convince people that Obama is America is the military is national security. In fact, I think we need to launch an entire line of Obamoflage.

My plan is to walk through all the swing states with this hat on. It will be a sort of Forrest Gump with a purpose (other than winning an Oscar and sugar-coating U.S. history). And I'll walk, I won't run, because running is terrible for you. Think "Walk, Katie, Walk"/ "Win Obama, Win!"